Help a Turtle Out

[ginsu_master]

"Right."

Leo is having a staring contest with the Front Door.

"Look, I need to get my brother Raph, in Tortall. So he can watch our other brother, Mikey, your Barman, give birth. ...I never said it made any sense."

Bowing at the waist, he asks, "Can you please help me?"

The door swings open...

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[agoodmusekickin.livejournal.com]

Thomas exhales slowly as the overall tension in the room finally begins to abate. He looks over the patrons that were privy to the entire show, and tosses them an eyeroll.

"Shang," he says, as if the single word were the only explanation that makes any sense.

"Who's up for another round?"