Outside - Pirate vs Ninja
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Leo breaks the surface of the lake with a great heave of water. He lets out a bit of a laugh to himself and pushes his hair out of his eyes.
New York is New York. Unless he wants to mutant himself even more by taking a dip in the Hudson, Milliways it is if he wants a dip in fresh water outside of heading back out to Yonkers. Really, he shouldn't go out for evening dives in the lake. Somehow, he always meets the oddest people.
But, it is such a lovely night!
He wades back to shore toward his shirt and carefully wrapped swords, shaking out his hair as he goes.
New York is New York. Unless he wants to mutant himself even more by taking a dip in the Hudson, Milliways it is if he wants a dip in fresh water outside of heading back out to Yonkers. Really, he shouldn't go out for evening dives in the lake. Somehow, he always meets the oddest people.
But, it is such a lovely night!
He wades back to shore toward his shirt and carefully wrapped swords, shaking out his hair as he goes.
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on 2010-03-20 02:16 am (UTC)As Jack wanders along the edge of the lake toward the Caribbean inlet, he's distracted and muttering to himself.
"Funeral, he says. I'll give him a funeral."
Beat.
"Another one, even."
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on 2010-03-20 02:27 am (UTC)That looks kind of like a pirate. A very bandy legged pirate. Muttering to himself. With a fancy hat.
He thinks about how Raph described Mikey's pirate, ah..."friend".
"Flash bastard," he repeats to himself.
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on 2010-03-20 02:36 am (UTC)"Think you're meaning me cousin, mate."
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on 2010-03-20 02:45 am (UTC)"No," he eventually says. "I don't think so."
"Captain Jack Sparrow."
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on 2010-03-20 02:48 am (UTC)Jack eyes him for a second, then grins, gold glinting from a tooth as he does.
"'Fraid you've got the advantage, however. What's your name, then?"
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on 2010-03-20 02:51 am (UTC)He bows at the waist, never taking his eyes off the pirate.
He smiles. "Michelangelo's older brother."
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on 2010-03-20 02:53 am (UTC)"Oh bugger."
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on 2010-03-20 02:57 am (UTC)"I do not believe we have had the pleasure. My brothers have spoken about you. Slightly."
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on 2010-03-20 02:58 am (UTC)(Despite that, he sways back and forth as if blown by a breeze.)
"Have they, now?"
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on 2010-03-20 03:04 am (UTC)"Yes," he says simply. "I have been curious to meet the man that knocked up my baby brother."
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on 2010-03-20 03:07 am (UTC)He makes a horrific face even as he says it.
"Not that anyone would ever have gone thinking it was possible. Funny old world, innit?"
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on 2010-03-20 03:10 am (UTC).
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on 2010-03-20 03:13 am (UTC).
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on 2010-03-20 03:20 am (UTC)"I do feel it is my duty as eldest brother to defend his honor. Though he is more than capable, even in his current state."
"Call it..." Leo gestures in the air. "Big brother's prerogative."
All of this said very calmly and matter of fact.
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on 2010-03-20 03:24 am (UTC)no subject
on 2010-03-20 03:29 am (UTC)"Big brother's prerogative," he repeats.
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on 2010-03-20 03:38 am (UTC)Jack nods.
"Well, then. If that's the way of things."
And then he's off and running, having bolted in the direction of the bar.
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on 2010-03-20 03:42 am (UTC)Did the pirate forget the whole ninja thing? Jack, meet Leo's foot.
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on 2010-03-20 03:47 am (UTC)He manages to turn his sprawling fall into something of a roll, and comes up on his feet--
--tzing--
--with his sword in hand and pointed at Leonardo.
"That'll be quite enough of that. Keep your distance, mate, I'm warning you."
Black eyes are glittering with near-feral wildness.
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on 2010-03-20 03:56 am (UTC)no subject
on 2010-03-20 04:02 am (UTC)As Leo flips upright once more, Jack lets him have a hard fistful of sand in the face, and then bolts for the bar a second time while the other man's blinded.
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on 2010-03-20 04:10 am (UTC)Leo wipes the sand from his eyes, and that gives Jack the precious few seconds to escape back toward the bar.
"Pirates."
And gives a running leap.